hey im cheyenne, i live in canada and im grossly in love with dean winchester.

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

    trippiest:

    what a beautiful day to not be in high school

      shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

      shithowdy:

      Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

      (Source: notalwaysright.com)

        
From “A Hairy Story” (October 1985. Archie’s Girls Betty and Veronica, Issue #338)

        From “A Hairy Story” (October 1985. Archie’s Girls Betty and Veronica, Issue #338)

        (Source: riverdalegang)

            embarrassmental:

            slutty-ukes:

            fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I explained “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

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              This Just Happened

              This Just Happened

              • Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
              • Me: No
              • Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2

              fallen-angel-in-a-laundremat:

              crowley-for-king:

              Sometimes I wonder if the Supernatural cast and crew know that the reason that episode was the most viewed of all time is because the fanbase literally rallied every other fandom together and had thousands of people turn on their TV while the episode aired just to make sure the snot nosed beliebers knew who was boss.

              This is the truth

                alexthefalcon:

                SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

                  nimrcd:

                  If you ever feel bad about mistakes you’ve made just remember the original drummer for Green Day left the band to go to college

                    drinklust:

                    once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

                    (Source: drinklust)

                      neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

                      neilnevins:

                      hectorsalamanca:

                      Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

                      without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

                      (Source: lalondes)

                        kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

                        kittyneko-sama:

                        Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

                          reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons

                          (Source: frogkin)

                            egberts:

                            i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

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